The List Goes On

Hello. This is my 50th entry. I thought i better jot something down here before i turn into a recluse and devoid myself of any entries these few days. The normalcy of things entails me blogging in the evenings when i have a clear understanding of the day's going ons. However it is an exception for now. In case amnesia gets me good, i will not impede the things that are on the edges of my lips. Henceforth another bout of Top 25 Fashion Crimes that will round up the list. I need to take a stab at certain individual, who have the audacity to label me. The nerve of T.K.Y! Prepare for the onslaught, mate. You're Numero Uno.

1. Skinny jeans is so SALAH (is this the miseducation of mats and minahs of Tampines Blk 223? ) 2. Botox-faced, aged socialites attending balls in expensive gowns...please la auntie, why would a John Galliano look va va voom on your pigmented, crinkly, sagging skin? even ah peks popping 4 bottles of viagra can't get it up looking at you 3. Dick Lee (you are NEVER hot to begin with okay...whoever anointed you a fashion icon must have a degenerative sight and severe astigmatism. indeed you're a mad chinaman. Very The Pecah!) 4. Picture this - red shoes, blue top, green handbag - you get miss-matched get-ups. Aksi Mat Yoyo days are over, honey 5. The hideous colourful glasses frames that those malay ITE students wear! My God! Lightning strike me! Twice if you can! 6. Below the knees, oversized school blouse on primary/secondary school girls (what do you keep under the skirt? your pooch dog, Spock? a whole cabinet of encyclopedia? a makeup kit? a kia picanto car?) 7. LIME GREEN on anything. I can see someone wearing this obiang colour at Plaza Singapura from my bedroom window here in Pasir Ris. super striking 8. Malaysian Airlines steward's uniform (bow tie is already teruk. plus the faint green hue makes everything so kesian) 9. The cheap Blue + white slippers that you can get at provision shop for less than 2 bucks MUST be banned in public. it sits next to the toilet bowl dammit! you think it is a peranakan/nyonya beaded slippers that you can flaunt in public ah? 10. Macho marys aka muscled gay boys in snug singlets...one more kesian case...face so crack, still brazen enough to go cruising in malls' washrooms...right, that's where you fit right in...TOILETS 11. Grown up boys don't wear shorts (either you are an ACS Boys' student in the rugby team or you a sissy spokey dot who thinks you are Jolin Tsai 12. Girls looking like boys (not everybody looks like Ellen DeGeneres my dear...you just look like an angry butch who has never seen a dick prolly ever in your life...) 13. SMRT pink uniforms. enuff' said 14. Fat boys with spiky hair (think - a poisonous puffer fish) 15. The invention of bodysuit (what? now women or gay men can't ogle at hotbods in trunks at the pool no more?) 16. People with pubic-hair type/fine curly hair (what you lack is a penis and scrotums and balls on your head) 17. Men clad in jerseys in public (do people wear swimming trunks in public? LEAVE sports attire at home or in the playing field. you look like a cock rather than Kaka) 18. Torn bottom end of jeans (so unsexy - yo, i'm talking to you you woodlands centre cheena bengs) 19. Hawaiian shirts (i guess you want to look like a Russian tourist getting lost in Lucky Plaza) 20. Women who has hint of moustache or facial hair (chewbacca wants a chat with you...) 21. Stained front teeth on smokers (here's my boots. or you want me to throw it at your mouth?) 22. Wearing bermudas or t-shirts to a wedding (Eddie shakes his head until his mouth emits foams due to convulsion and seizure) 23. T-shirts with damn loose collars (all you need is a bowl and a venue to beg) 24. The muay thai/kickboxing boxers that young men wear is an extreme eyesore 25. Bells as accessories (everytime i hear it i kept thinking the cow and bovine has returned home to be slaughtered. gets my goat! And it also reminds me of my cat casper coming to me when i say - here fei mao, good boy...now flip!roll!bounce!backstroke!)

There you have it ladies, gentlemen, bitches and drag queens. A disclaimer. I don't resent people of such nature but it's just me being critical as always. But they better stand FIVE football fields away from me. Get over it. Obama is king. Liberalism in Singapore will not go to the dogs and i shall say what i deemed fit. To T.K.Y, it's really one of the things i am pointing out and wanted to add in the first part but didn't. But you carry it off dude. It's just a scare tactic. Call me unjust names and i write another 50 of Resentment list - ALL ABOUT YOU. =)